Away From My Desk

Until sometime in April I am taking a break from Substack

However!

This is not quite true.

I will check my messages and comments, and reply a bit, but not loads, as I’ll be trying to keep it down to half an hour a day, fingers crossed. I’ll be putting a timer on!

Not that you’ll really notice because I’ll still have plenty of new stories going up, including a couple of my longer pieces that were commissions. I have over forty stories scheduled for my absence on… YourSecretNeeds and twenty on NotErotica

I have over 400 stories here already, (40 on NotErotic) so you can always go back and explore these as well. This below is updated to about November, sorry! But at least you don’t have to scroll back too far to get to what you need…

All My Stories & Video

If you want to get really extreme, then there are my Stories not suitable for Substack on Smashwords

These are either very violent (don’t read if you want to think well of me! Although in my defence, it was a commission!) Sex and Horror on Her Birthday

Or there are my AI attempts at K9 stories. I had to use AI as I don’t have enough experience myself to write it. Obviously! - although you can be sure AI really needs a lot of help, poor thing… There are two in the link above and about eight on my page altogether. The other stories you should be able to find here.

And of course, if you’re tired of all that pornographic shenanigans, then have a look at my poorer cousin, NotErotica.

She went to a top uni, got a great degree, but ended up working as a part-time librarian for little money. Whereas YourSecretNeeds, mucked around at school, spent half her time behind the bike sheds, and came away with only one GCSE in Drama. Then went into sales and flies around in a private jet.

But deep down, the librarian is much wilder; she just tries to hide it.

So see ya’s all laters alegators